halfstoned:

how’d they get this footage of me

eurotrottest:

odditymall:

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.

—->http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police

BRUH

walterhhwhite:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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bewbin:

unrecognizedswag:

when someone tries to start a new meme

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Wait isn’t this a new meme?

mister-comedy:


party in aisle 15

mister-comedy:

party in aisle 15

the-charmandrigo-poketribe:

The SSB4 rooster looks good so far!

slimydad:

eshcka:

societysdemon:

wrywlf:

calluvion:

Imagine this: You’re sitting in your animation history class. Your professor says that your classmate who sits two empty seats away from you is going to show his animation. Joy!

Then, projected ten feet tall in glorious HD, is an autobiographical piece about his life problems and his manic pixie dream girl purple skunk girlfriend. Complete with fade to black sex. And masturbation scene.

Imagine that and you will know a fraction of my pain.

holy piss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHBIM0UvJ6U

This is the link

it’s real. it is real.

Christmas has come early

Ah man I finally hacked a bank and stole some funds but then I missed the track progress on a hack and got fucking caught shit fuck ass.

(This is all in a game BTW)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Hot Bread

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Hot Bread

do-not-touch-my-food:

Indian Beef Satay

smalllindsay:

Why not follow animators Lindsay and Caroline on twitter; a play in two acts.